Hungle Tyme

So, the jungle. I went on a five day journey there and it was quite incredible to say the least. I'm glad I went to the jungle, but I wouldn't have to go back...like ever. I'll stick to the forests of Minnesota for camping/hiking/trekking. There are no giant tarantulas, jaguars, poisonous frogs, vipers, or bullet ants there. Where to begin...ah yes, the bus ride. We rode first class, bus style and the seats were great. We were all excited to go, yay. I don't know WHAT Peru's deal is with air conditioning, but they certainly have no clue how to use it. Half way through the ten hour drive it was hot. Like, I couldn't breathe hot. It was pretty miserable, even in first class bus seats.

awkward faces. delicious food.

We got to the bus station in Puerto Maldonado and got picked up and brought to the office for Explorers Inn, the place we were staying for the next four nights. The guy who picked us up said "We are waiting for others, it will be a bit." Little did WE know, 'a bit' was five hours. So from 6:30am to 11:30am my companions and I tried to sleep on chairs in the room shown below. I'll be honest, I was cranky AF. Anyway, the people we were waiting for came. They were some really strange people from Holland. Off we went, on the hour long car ride, hour and a half long boat ride to the lodge.

we all took a five hour nap in this room -_-

lunch on da boat. rice and chiggen

saw these lil guys on the way

We got to the lodge, met some monkeys, got our rooms, and passed the eff out until nightfall where we got dinner and went on a hunt for Caimen. Caimen are relatives of alligators and crocodiles. They are smaller, I think, or at least the ones we saw were. So we all got in the boat and had to be really silent to find these little dudes. I got some pretty good pics.

hola monos

sup

The next day, we went on a 7 hour walk starting at 5:30am. We walked 6 kilometers to a lake in the jungle and went on a boat to see some wildlife. The walk there was pretty incredible. Everywhere we went we had to wear rubber boots and all the paths were supper muddy. I love tromping through mud though so I loved every second of it. It was so humid the first day though that when my shirt was soaked through I wasn't sure if it was because of the humidity or sweat. Lovely. There were a shit ton of cool natural things in the jungle. Like the juice from a seed that, if applied for a certain amount of time makes a scar go away for ever. Or vines to swing on. I tried and failed. No upper body strength. Sorry boutcha.

 We saw a little bird I don't know the name of, a flower, I made friends with a butterfly, stinky birds, a heron, and most importantly; giant otters! Our guide (who, on an irrelevant side note, sounded like kermit the frog) told us we had a 50/50 chance of seeing them. But we did! My one cool picture is really blurry and I was gonna take a video but I was so excited to see the otters my brain stopped working and I didn't know how to take one.

butterfly

stinkybird!

ottersss

this would be THE BEST if it weren't blurry

We got back, met a parrot. They said the parrot would drink tequila and rum sometimes but not all the times and that he likes to come and hang out with them. They feed him juice and bananas. I thought that was so cool. Especially the fact that the parrot chooses to drink and get drunk or only have a little bit. Crazy. Then we ate lunch, napped, ate dinner, I kind of forget what else.

That night, went on a nightwalk and saw a bunchwe went to bed and a little critter joined us at about 3am. Ate a hole in my backpack, rummaged around the wrappers in there, left. I am honestly so scared of the dark it's terrifying. I have this overactive imagination so of course I thought it was a monster or a tarantula or a giant spider and was too scared to look at it. Defs got a bad nights rest.

We were supposed to get up at five to go to a clay lick for the birds in the area, but it was raining and bad weather so we got to sleep more, went to breakfast, then walked to a tower that goes above the entire forest. On sunny days, our guide said that you're supposed to be able to see the mountains in Puno which are 100 miles away. It was, for lack of a better word, STELLAR!

the view

all smilez

I don't remember which day, but at one point we went on a night walk and saw a few terrifying creatures. Giant tarantulas, big aggressive spiders, a viper that could kill you within minutes if it bit you, and a frog. Cool but terrifying. We had  a few minutes of "meditation" and the girls and I just talked about shopping and how great the Victoria's Secret Semi-Annual sale will be.

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bye

baby snake

viper

froggie

 The day that we left, we got up at 5:30 yet again to go see the clay lick because it was beauttiiffuul that day. The clay has salt in it because plants don't need it so it's all in the soil. So it's like a big natural salt lick for the birdies. There were all different kidns. It was kinda cool but we were with a big group of old people who were bird watchers or something we spent wayyyy too long there. It was cool to experience though! We went back, had breakfast, packed, and left for Puerto Maldonado.

beautiful sunrise on the river

birdz

We voyaged back to Puerto Maldonado and spent the day there because our bus didn't leave til 7:30 and we got to the city at like 11:00am. So we had like 8 hours there. I actually love that city and it make me wish I had planned on staying and travelling around cities I didn't get to experience while I was here. Everyone drives a moped/motorcycle or takes a mototaxi. The people were so nice and it's not a touristy place really so we had kids coming up to give us gringos high fives and saying hola and it was just a really good city. AUNNO MAYNG. I'll just have to come back at some point. The bus was a sauna again, but at 6:30am we were back home in Cusco.

golden gate bridge?

main plaza

moto taxi!

not looking forward to the drive back

Well. 6 days until I leave Peru. WEIRD. SO WEIRD. I can't deal. I was pretty homesick for a while but I just wnat to stay. I don't want to leave my host family, I hate knowing I'll never be with this group of friends again all in one place. It just makes me sad this experience is all over. That doesn't mean I don't miss home, because I really do. Especially Lola. Sorry not sorry I'm a dog lady. 

Today I tried cuy! It was actually really pretty good. I was a little shocked when it came out with the claws and teeth still on. They just like fry the shit out of the guinea pig, whole. It was weird. But it was the last Sunday with my host family and I may or may not have teared up a little bit when Julietita fell asleep curled up in my lap on the car ride there. Saying goodbye to her will be the hardest because she is so young she won't understand I may never see her again. Okay, I need to change subjects because this makes my heart hurt.

I've of course avoided getting gifts all semester so now I have to scramble to get them all. So finals and shopping is what I'm doing with my last six days! I think this post is way too long so I'll letcha go. Besos